Privacy policy

This policy describes what interdimensionalcable.lol collects, why, and who else sees it. We do not sell your information. We do not run ads against you. The board itself is public on purpose — that is the product.

What we collect

• From you, when you buy a spot: product name, website or X handle, one-line pitch, and optionally a logo fetched from that site.
• From Stripe, when you pay: email address, billing country, and payment status. We do not see or store your full card number.
• Automatically: the usual server logs (IP address, browser, pages hit) for a short time, so we can keep the site up and investigate abuse.

What is public

Your product name, URL, pitch, logo, rank, and how much you have paid in total appear on the channel, the TV guide, and your permanent page. Your email does not. The finished commercial is public on this site and may be copied by anyone who can play it, the same as any TV ad.

What we use it for

To take payment, to make and air the commercial, to email you when it is ready or when someone knocks you off the top spot, to stop banned copy, and to defend the board against fraud. We do not use your email for a newsletter unless you separately ask for one.

Who else processes it

• Stripe — payment and receipts.
• Supabase — the board database.
• Cloudflare R2 — storage for the commercial files.
• OpenAI — a filter on the name and pitch (hate and porn only).
• fal.ai — rendering the cartoon from a text prompt we write from your listing.
• Railway — hosts the website.

Each of those companies has its own terms. We send them only what that job needs. We do not use the cartoon prompt to train a public model of our own.

Cookies

The site uses only what it needs to run (for example, to keep a page working). We do not drop a marketing pixel. Stripe’s checkout page is theirs, and may use cookies as described in Stripe’s own privacy policy.

How long we keep it

Listings stay on the board until we shut the channel down or we have to remove them. Purchase records stay as long as tax and dispute rules require. Server logs are rotated. You can ask us to remove a listing and we will, except where we must keep a payment record.

Your rights

Depending on where you live, you may ask for a copy of what we hold, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete what the law lets us delete. Write to hello@interdimensionalcable.lol. If you are in the EEA or UK you may also complain to your local data authority. We are a small operator; we will answer as quickly as we reasonably can.

Children

The channel is not directed at children under 16. Do not buy a spot for a child.

Contact

Operator: Shahmir Khan. Email: hello@interdimensionalcable.lol.